I have a twisted sense of humor, but don’t let that scare you because I’m emotionally secure. In my spare time I write award-winning poetry, I manage time efficiently and volunteer as a proofreader at the local bakery. I am an expert in painting, a veteran in love and an outlaw in Bolivia. I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I’m bored, I build large suspension bridges in my back yard. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. Fashion critics worldwide swoon over my original line of silk boxers and push-up bras. I once read Great Expectations, Moby Dick, and The Bible all in one day and still had time to put new shingles on the roof. I know the exact location of every item in the supermarket. ren trust me, Governments fear me. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, and I frolic. On weekends, to let off steam, I teach Yoga to stray cats. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a 40-watt light bulb & an Easy Bake Oven. I have played Hamlet on Broadway & I channel Elvis when singing Karaoke.

My Ideal Person A Partner in Crime. Anyone out there interested in dinner, drinks and some slow dancing? How about a foot massage with baby oil?

What I am looking for:
Shopping for Sexy Clothes/Lingerie, Picnics, Fine Dining/Candle Lit Dinners, Music Lover, Dancing, Erotic Literature, Skinny Dipping, I Am a Social Drinker.

Take a chance and meet me for a drink or lunch and get to know me. Lets talk to each other and make sure that we have a clear understanding of each others personal desires and then go forward. Trantric Sex, Massage Oils, candles and incense are required. What makes me successful in my work is the fact that I am a great listener. Ladies, please feel free to talk about whatever you want with me and i will respond. If it pertains to how to please you sexually, let me know and I'll add my own brand of creativity and innovation. I love massage oil, and would love to start with your feet and work North.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Fetishes, Light Bondage, Role Playing, Threesomes, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Willingness to freely discuss and try anything

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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